Joke: A white man and the taxi driver
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The white man said: Wow! This building is awesome.
How long did it take the contractors to build it?.
The taxi driver replied: 3 years sir.
The white man said: That’s too long. In my country, It takes just 6 months to build something like this.
They drove past a Mega Mall and the white man said: Now this is what I call Magnificent! How long does it take to build this one?.
The taxi driver at this time trying to be more impressive replied: 4 months sir.
That is too bad. In my country, It takes just 2 months to build something like this, the White man said.
They finally drove past the 60,000 capacity National Stadium and the white man was awestruck.
He said: Excellent! World class! How long does it take to build this?.
The taxi driver replied: Oga, As I was coming this morning, it was not there o!
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